Queued: this is just adorable
What are you doing, tiny snake?
I WILL EAT THIS LEAF
LOOK AT HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD HE’S SUCH A LITTLE BADASS
it is my official, scientific conclusion
that there are some horny, horny people on this blog-site-machine.
“The spoon actually has its own story.”
“Oh yeah? What’s that?”
“I slip spoons in people’s pockets. I’ve done it thousands of times. It’s like pickpocketing, but the opposite. It’s a very special skill.”*
*The best part of this story is that Meg Ryan walked by in the middle of the conversation. I quickly asked for her photo, but she turned me down. I wasn’t too concerned though, because I knew she’d only have been half as popular as Spoon Guy.
Phantom Move-Ins.
SO MANY EMOTIONS ASKDJL;AHWORFEDJS
goddamn look at all the contras.
Via Freaks and Geeks
About me
Come, let us drink Calvados, let us lock ourselves in the garret of now and throw away the key. My name is Steven, I am 18, a freshman in college, and I look at the world askew.
